What needs to be done for a return to the US

1. Land safely.
2. Collect all your luggage.
3. Figure out where you're going.
4. Get there.
5. Allow others to contact you.
6. Determine where people can find you.
7. Obtain a method of getting to those that may not otherwise find you.
8. Learn where to find and how to acquire things you need.
9. Keep the kids happy.
10. Find a way to make the adults happy.

I was going for amusement through obscurity with this post (who
wants to hear about obtaining cell phones, house with mortgage, cars,
banks, when reading a list?), but instead stumbled into a truth I had
yet to acknowledge. Happiness comes last on a move of this magnitude.
Satisfaction sometimes has to do in the meantime.